In France Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when
he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall
cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other
end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and
set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at
the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him.
Free of the threat of hanging he plunged into the sea. The
sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit
the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a fisherman
and was taken to hospital where he died of hypothermia.
えー、今日は小ぶりなジョークです。
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no and the duck leaves. The next day the duck returns and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no and the duck leaves. The day after that the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again and ask for grapes I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left and returned the next day. This time he asked "Do you have any nails?" Ｔhe clerk replied "No" and the duck said "Good! Got any grapes?"
うーん、正直余りおもしろくナイのですが、アメリカ流ジョークの典型かも？
